unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture
(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)
by Nate Smith
In 1975 Paul Simon gave us 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover. Here are 24 more ways to add to that list.
1. Wear clothes that blend in with the wallpaper. Stand very still.
2. Become an astronaut. Go to the Moon. Do not return.
3. Cover your lover in leaves….
Reblog if you think fanfiction is a legitimate form of creative writing.
Gemini has a hard time letting people in sometimes because they fear that once a connection is made, something may go wrong.